Artfuckery

This is said shack. I live here, here in this shack. Rent is surprisingly expensive. It is $380 per room. Don and Lauren live in the van. Some exciting features of this shack:

- My leg went through the wall of the shower during a routine shave

- There is no lease but there are certain obligations that come with renting, such    as mandatory parties that the renters have no say in

- Local teenagers make fun of me for living there, i caught some peeing in our tepid pond water, and they said “whatever guy, you live in the crack shack”. Local teens also made fun of my radio show, and walked by shouting “why don’t you play better music”. Apparently teenagers hate me and i care. And apparently teenagers do not talk amongst themselves because it just so happens that one teenager said i was the only “datable girl” in town. Make up your minds teenagers, do you like me or not?!

- The town refers to it is as the crack shack, apparently because there are so many cracks in the wall

- A fun roomate game is gathering around the kitchen and trying to figure out “where that smell is coming from”. We still don’t know!

- All in all, it is my home and i love it. We are looking for a new roomate, spread the word.